It was 10:30 PM, and we wanted pizza. We walked to the joint across the street. The door was locked. I thought they closed at 11? He opens the door. Oh, carryout ends at 10. We live right over there, so can we just bend the rules? What? A security issue? But you just opened […]

This didn’t make any sense to me until I watched it for the fifth time and noticed the huge Mentos ads in the background. I guess I should change the title of this post to “evidence that society is run by companies,” but that might be want for subtlety.
But seriously, don’t we have better things […]